Q&A
If you send me a question via e-mail (elect_robert [at] porkland [dot] org), I'll reply personally. If your question is of interest to a broad audience, I'll also post my reply here.
What follows are some questions I've been asked during the course of my campaign:
Q: Why do you want the job?
A: It's certainly not for the money--this office pays only $6,000
a year. So while I don't especially want the job, I do want the current problems
at the Port of Seattle fixed before they further balloon taxpayer liability and
harm the Seattle-area economy.I won't pledge any term limits,
because I like to keep jobs I'm good at doing, but I can guarantee that I'd much
rather spend my free time hiking in Alaska than poring through the details of a
bond issue or performance audit. I'll have strong incentive to help improve Port operations to the
degree that I can leave office.
Q: You're not a professional politician. What makes you think you're
qualified?
A: The Port Commission is the board of directors of the Port, and
represents its owners (you). I know who owns the Port: you. I
understand its business, and have solid plans to improve it. And if elected, I
will faithfully represent the interests of the voters.
Q: If you're not taking campaign contributions, how can you expect to
win?
A: Money doesn't always win. During the previous campaign for this
office, one candidate spent over $250,000--and lost!
Vote for me because I'm the type of candidate you want, not the type of
candidate you think can win. Politics is a strange business, crazy things can
happen, and weirdos like me can occasionally win. As the Presidential election
recently proved, if voters refuse to perpetuate the status quo, change really can happen!
Q: If you're not wearing a tie, how can you expect anyone to take you
seriously?
A: Here's my perspective. My day job is to run infrastructure that is
critical to the operation of an $13 billion business. This job does not
require a tie. The office I'm running for is a part-time job at the Port of
Seattle, which (depending how you count) is a $486 million business. By comparison, my campaign
should not even require pants, much less a tie!
Q: Who would you vote for if you weren't running?
A: I haven't decided yet. It's too early in the campaign.
Q: What kind of engineer are you? A locomotive engineer? An electrical
engineer? What??!!
A: Most engineers are very precise people, and some of them question
whether anyone outside their branch of engineering are qualified to call
themselves engineers. Engineers have dueling certifications, societies, and
professional organizations. When we really want to settle an argument, we build
battle robots and fight to the death! I am a Service Engineer,
which is a type of online software engineer. I hold MCP and A+ credentials. And I'm
really not interested in arguing whether your branch of engineering is bigger
than my branch. After all, you'll be asking someone like me for help when your
computer breaks! :)
Q: Other candidates promise to do specific, major things once they get
into office, such as eliminating the property tax or creating jobs. Why don't
you promise these things?
A: I think that it's important for campaign promises to be realistic,
achievable, and measurable. If elected as a freshman port commissioner, I will
in all likelihood be the most junior of five commissioners, a majority of whom will need to agree
with me in order for any of my initiatives to be implemented. I will not have
either the experience or the political standing to ramrod major initiatives
through in my first term. Nor, for that matter, will my opponents. If they
promise you tax cuts and pie in the sky, ask which other commissioners are
voting along with them. While they figure that out, you might also ask how they
plan to make up for the lost revenue. For my part, I can only promise to learn
the business of the Port, earn the respect (if not the fashion sense) of my
colleagues on the Commission, and leverage my experience toward making steady
operational improvements.
Q: You talk a lot about a "short and medium term focus" toward
"operational improvements." Can you provide some examples of these improvements?
A: Gladly, although they're far from exciting:
Q: Why did the Municipal League rate you "not qualified" for this
office the last time you ran?
A: Whatever criteria this determination was based on, it did not include
any correspondence or interviews with either myself or my campaign manager. The
Municipal League probably did not even review this Web site, since I don't
believe I posted it until after their review process was completed. In general,
I think the Municipal League does fine work and performs a valuable non-partisan
service for the voting public, so I am inclined to give them the benefit of the
doubt. I cordially invite the Municipal League to further discuss my campaign
with me. It may turn out they still think I'm not qualified, but I'd at least
like to see that decision based on something more than my name and address.
Q: Have you received any endorsements?
A: I haven't sought any, and I don't think people should blindly follow
endorsements when voting. While endorsements are nice, what ultimately matters
is yours - your vote on Election Day!
Q: I heard you want to cut jobs, wages and benefits for Port workers.
Is that true?
A: Absolutely not. Who other than "Chainsaw Al" Dunlap would want
to preside over an era of layoffs and pay cuts? Actually, I would like nothing
more than to hire the best people in the industry and pay them better than
anyone else so they won't ever leave. And this is actually possible; after all,
someone has to be on the top of the pay scale. There is, however, only
one way to achieve this: by running a better, more efficient business than
anyone else, and by taking more market share than anyone else. This means that
we'll need a new way of working together at the Port. Labor and management all
work for the same organization and it takes an entire team cooperating to run a better business
than the competition.
Or there's another way, and one more closely aligned to the Port's present trajectory.
We can follow the example of GM and Chrysler, achieving Pyrrhic labor and
management "victories" over minutiae and work rules. We can have constant
distractions and fruitless negotiations and infighting while simultaneously
running the business into the ground. And ultimately, someone's going to need to
stop the bleeding. By then, it'll be too late to fix the problem--Port customers
will be gone and the long-fought battles just won't matter anymore.
I think we're at a crossroads. There is plenty of anecdotal evidence to
suggest that the Port is--in places--out of step with the market, and this
needs to be addressed now. For example, it can't continue to be impossible to
fire poor performers even in the face of overwhelming evidence of misconduct
(and to be clear, I think this applies to both labor and management). It can't
be an expensive hassle to do business with the Port of Seattle. And as
technology and the business changes, the Port workforce needs to be flexible
enough to learn new skills and take on new challenges. We can choose to have the
best people in the industry and the most efficient, well-run operation in the
business, or we can be something less than that. I hope Port workers will accept
nothing less than being the best!