Ready for something different?

Thanks for your interest in my campaign for port commissioner. If you're not being paid by a media outlet or political consultancy to do so, I'm genuinely flattered that you'd choose to read my Web page rather than enjoy the beautiful Pacific Northwest summer!

The race for Port Commission invariably attracts a number of freaks, weirdos, and one-issue candidates. It less commonly attracts voters that the current Port of Seattle management would consider weird, but I hope that there are a lot more of us out there than they apparently think.

What might make you a Taxpayer for Walker?

Want to give me a bribe campaign contribution? Thanks, but no thanks: I'm not for sale. This office pays only $6,000 per year, and my opponents in the last campaign spent over $500,000 on their campaigns. I think the results speak for themselves.

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